Well, it says "Avenir" up there, but really, its me. The other one.
What should you call me? I sure the names are already popping into your heads like bubblewrap, and just as hard to stop. "Darth Avenir," "Mirror Avenir," "Rineva," and so on. "Nick Furry?" Yes, very clever.
Because Im the bad guy, right? Ive got the goatee, eye-patch, and Ive just sent my twin through some strange portal against his will. Next, I should take the time to tell you all about my evil plan, I suppose. I mean, why not, Ive got all this space to fill anyway, right?
But heres the catch. Im not the evil one.
Whaaaaat? Go on, get the shocked looks affixed to your noggins. What a twist! The bad guy claims theyre not the bad guy! OMG, guys!
Well, Im not. Oh, you can believe me or not, as you choose. But while youre mulling it over, think about this: Theres someone else in nearly everyones life who makes them do things they really dont want to do, but which ultimately turn out to be beneficial.
Thats right. Parents.
And while I am not claiming to be either Avenirs mother or father, I do have a better perspective than he, with all of his endless mental permutations. He spins more in his head than hes doing right now! However, I can see straight to what needs to be done. So I did it.
But, there you go. Im not the bad guy. I do know what Im doing, and youre just going to have to watch it play out.