The effrontery of that rabbit-come-lately! That laggardly lepus! Which among us has been here since the very beginning, eh? Who exists as the initial primogeniture, I would like to know? Whose likeness adorns much of the marketing material? Not he, of a certainty!
It’s nothing personal, champ. You’re just not leaving any syllables for the rest of us.
You! Yet pervading my cranium, are you?
Or maybe you’re in mine. Did you ever think of – no, what am I saying? That would mean you have to think of someone else for a change.
I will have you know that I am constantly, nay, continuously cogitating about the residum in our little assemblage!
You understand I meant “think about” in a different sense than “look down on” or “resent?”
Oh. Well…this is why we should always begin by defining our terms.
Right, because that was the issue here.
The issue currently facing us is that you seem to believe you can just swan in here and take over as main character!
First a rabbit, now a swan. Make up your mind. Except, of course, it’s not quite your mind, is it?
Get out of my head.
You first, honeybun. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go pose for a line of action figures. Emphasis on the action. Ta!
I think I – no. I have thought too much, and come to no conclusion. Perhaps…
Perhaps it is time to ask the others for help.